Tuesday, May 25, 2010

EuroTrash Tuesday.


Nice bike Simoni, sorry about the up the hill bit not going very well. Nice sneaks,though.

My first roadbike, WTF?


If any of you are as old as me you may remember that in the 80's Sony did a line of products for kids called "My first Sony" and this new resurgence of roadbiking and people jumping in headfirst with crazy richer bikes and no idea idea how to ride them, I guess the point of this rant is that like my first Sony walkman these bikes work like a grownups but look like they are for a child. This fine Cannondale as seen on the weightweenies forum is this creeps first roadbike, such a fail on the fit yikes, look at those bars and the carbon saddle pushed all the way forward.....ugh. Oh look baby got his first roadbike.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Pro look by a 13 year Old




Pro tour bikes all look like they have been designed by a 13year old for a Mountain Dew add. Cartoon graphics and electro shifting bullshit everywhere.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Too Hard. Too Pro.


This is too much, Pro as fuck, hard as fuck. Sorry about the language but geometry hardened in Belgian Kermersse and built by the master Richard Sachs with a modern drivetrain. Might be as close as you can get to a Sachs these days as depending on who you ask the wait list is closed or ten years.

I Need.


I need this....I saw an old fat richer wearing one of these last week and wow even in xxxl it looked so good. I can only imagine how good my size M would look....aahh. I didn't like the pink when I first saw it but in person, perfection.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Speaking of Sacha.

Oh baby! 2010 Speedvagens!
I need to put a deposit down for next years batch. This is getting ridiculous. I'm over carbon wheels but ...........yeah this is a great looking bike, I sure it rides even better than it looks.

Something I need from Something I NEED.


I need coffee like Lindsey Lohan needs coke. The caffeine does nothing for me anymore, just brings me back to a "normal" state. For how played out Vanilla is, Sacha keeps it pretty fresh.