I'll be brief...

I'm a little hungover so....a quick one.
This, this thing is so very metalocalypse....I like the Sram bb30 crank thrown in for good measure, Brutal.

Purple Drank.

I actually really like the Colnago.

Old School Cross

Some old school cross love. Back in the day cross wasn't such a big deal, people raced because they loved riding bikes all year round.

Mashed Cinelli.

Oh cool, a generic made in China track frame! And what's this, it has street cred by way of the cool dudes from MASH! Give me a break, if I wanted to buy an aluminum track frame made in china I would buy a Leader or a Fuji. The idea of having to pre-order one of these and pay a shit load for it bums me out! And don't get me started on that Raleigh x Mike Giant x Macawhatever things. Ugh....I'm sure Jared Leto is getting really excited.

Update: Check out the hilariously catty comment from the US dist, of Cinelli.

StarCrossed

Well I was a little nervous going into Starcrossed, having won the previous week. I arrived and was greeted by Geoff from Baron bikes making espresso for everyone and was promply given my new skinsuit, Great! The course was super hard, no let up and we had to start 30sec in arrears of the masters, why on earth would they do that? I must have passed about 80 of them.

Well missed out on second my an inch or two, was beat by two international sandbagers from Canada.

This thing is crazy!

12lbs. New super six cross, Coool.

Give it a rest Jared Leto!

Jared Leto will you give it a rest already, riding to the VMA's, ugh....Gross.

Now more than ever.

Dusting this one off from last year, still relevant as StarCrossed is a few short days from today.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5684963/

Sandbagger!

Well sorry folks who race cat 4 cyclocross I applied for a cat 3 at the new year and was denied so.....that's what happens... I win, at least I earned it starting from like 40th. Nice race Tyler Johnson, Mr do it all, see you in the cat 3's.

Next up sandbagging Starcrossed.

Hello SpaceMan.

WTF is this Jared? You look like a time traveling German space douche who learned about our culture by reading gay Austrian fashion magazines from the year 2013.

I'm Cross @ Cross.

Well after being excited for cross season to finally arrive, I now wish it was over. It was all fun and games until the racing started and the rain came. I had to sandbag my first race in order to make it to work after. I was second in the hole shot, dropped the leader in the first set of corners and then bang! a bigger sandbagger than me came around just before the run up. We had a good gap but I felt like I was going too deep too early and held back letting him go, a comfortable gap opened between myself and the shattered field so I just tried not to make any mistakes and then I felt it, a soft rear tire.....I kept on but after crossing the line with two laps to go, it was totally flat and I did my best cat 4 pro move and ghost rode my bike through the line tape and yelled, "this place is a shithole!" which it was. My buddy from work ran up and gave me a wheel, you're not done yet! I pressed on with my eyes crossed in anger and frustration and still finished in the top half after a 5minute wheel change.